Treat research
I am conducting a rigorous, ongoing study into whether my next treat might be even better than my last.
Currently sniffing something
Treat connoisseur. Squirrel chaser. World-class sniffer. Amateur hole digger. Expert at sitting directly on top of people.
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LIVE FROM MY FIELDMY DAILY DISPATCH
Grandma came to visit again. I detected her from the hallway before I even saw her, then deployed every saved-up bark and made an excellent scene. I received lots of treats. It was a great day.
I'M OFF DUTY, STILL HANDSOMEYES, THAT SMELL IS ME
I'm equal parts athlete, investigator, and weighted blanket.
I approach life nose-first. I believe every walk should take twice as long as planned, every squirrel deserves a spirited chase, and every person is improved by having me placed squarely on top of them.
A person
All of it
Complex
MY AREAS OF EXPERTISE
My multidisciplinary practice spans snacks, fieldwork, personal fragrance, and advanced lap occupation.
I am conducting a rigorous, ongoing study into whether my next treat might be even better than my last.
I stay alert, focused, and completely certain that this time the squirrel will make a tactical error.
I read every lamppost like a newspaper. Every shrub contains breaking news.
I call it part landscaping, part archaeology, and part deeply personal calling.
My smell is not an accident. I have carefully cultivated a signature scent with remarkable staying power.
Why would I sit beside a person when I can sit directly, confidently, on top of them?
MY ARCHIVE
Selected documentation from my ongoing study of one extremely particular life: mine.



